Are you tired of buying new clothes for your kids, only to have them grow out of them, forced to repeat the cycle over and over?
Do you hate your parents' taste in clothing? Do you wish they'd buy you the threads YOU want to wear?
Luckily for all of you - there's me. I'm Tom Haverford, Founder and CEO of RENT-A-SWAG: Pawnee's ONLY teen clothing rental service.
I've amassed a huge wardrobe of the dopest shirts, the swankiest jackets, the slickest cardigans, the flashiest fedoras, the hottest ties, the snazziest canes and more! And it's all yours for the renting.
So before you waste your money on something that won't fit in a month, or fight with your parents over that sick velvet blazer they won't buy for you - step into Rent-A-Swag.
My closet is now yours.